just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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