Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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