I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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