god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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