guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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