WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Randomize
