...so i touched it.
he thought i was a dude.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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