You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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