Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
jump out the window naked night went bad
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