think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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