We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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