remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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