Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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