he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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