thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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