And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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