I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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