I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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