So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
Your dad touched me again.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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