And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
BRING THE BAGELS
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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