i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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