So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
God I need to hump something, right now.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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