So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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