I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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