we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.