It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
time to smoke my breakfast
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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