I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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