im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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