Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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