their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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