He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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