I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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