I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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