They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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