Kiss
Puke
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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