Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
tell me about the fingering
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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