I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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