margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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