he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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