yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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