No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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