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This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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