I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
You ruined the universe
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
