Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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