Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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