Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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