You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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