Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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