I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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