love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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