Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I came so hard my ears popped.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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