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(716): View more from New York

I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER

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(619): View more from California

I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog

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(612): View more from Minnesota

They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next

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(616): View more from Michigan

I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time

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(574): View more from Indiana

dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"

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(712): View more from Iowa

I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night

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