Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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