I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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