Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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