Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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