After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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