It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
What a dumb baby whore.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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