i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The power of my boobs compel you
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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